• me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know

l-o-t-r:

Sean & Elijah

(Source: jeffmg, via holmes-sweet-holmes)

basically all my sentences start with one of these

• ok so
• basically
• omg
• no but seriously
• actually
• ok
• wow
• ok wow (or wow ok)
• wait
• but wait
• no wait
• wait what
• guys
• i mean
• oh wow
• so like

(Source: cowboybeboop, via not-psychopath)

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

(via definitelyoneoftheguys)

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

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tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

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cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

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The Silmarillion: A Summary

askfeanor:

deathbyroflchopper:

Everybody dies horribly. It’s worse than game of thrones when it comes to character deaths.

So you think George R.R. Martin kills characters.
Let me introduce you to John Ronald Reuel Tolkien.

(via eldochflamma)

(Source: mirkwoodling, via thiselvengirl)

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

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fuckyeahbillyboyd:

Dom and Billy are thrilled to announce that FRIDAY ACHIEVEMENT HAS BEEN UNLOCKED.